The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth which has been kept from your dining world for many years. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be in charge of adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for years. For a lot to much time it’s been forced upon patrons, without being requested, carrying out a restaurant meal. With the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is currently planned to shield innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Please read on to view how SPIT promises to rid society of the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it out using the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery of the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To generate this story more shocking, SPIT has additionally uncovered information about the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…developed in the united states! And, in California believe it or not. Take the time to soak that in…every one of the years you trusted you had been observing a Chinese tradition, you had been mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
The reality is that there’s two possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie was developed but nobody knows the real truth. In whichever version you imagine, the fortune cookie was developed as an act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients Which Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are produced from very easy baking ingredients, one of the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are sugar and salt. All the ingredients in a fortune cookie recipe necessitates:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (equally as evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Since you may often hear, sugar may be rumored to get connected with hyperactivity in children. Additionally, sugar is clearly a difficulty which is preparing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be associated with higher hypertension which can be associated with heart disease. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar can lead to other addictions. Actually, one theory on the net says that sugar may be similar to a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the net, therefore it should be true. SPIT just isn’t ready to comment on the truthfulness of the fact, but know you have been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Per Year Are Designed—
Overall, this is a frightening finding with the people in SPIT! To include in the horror, these ‘cookies’ are designed with an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies annually. In 2013, it had been estimated there were better than 7 billion people on the planet. That means that every man, woman, and child…no matter how old or how young…would have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie each year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Certainly are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may be thinking that SPIT is going to spoil all the fun of eating dinner your favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed an enjoyable, new replacement the unhealthy fortune cookie. From the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that might replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! You can enjoy your selected calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You might have your day-to-day Affirmation.
No longer lame and depressing fortunes such as:
“You are almost up. Meaning you’ve further to fall.”
“A sensible way to improve your health is to consume more Chinese food.”
“You could possibly can go on the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“It is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings such as:
“You are freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is extremely confused.”
“Your hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear did you make them?!Inch
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you in turn become an astrophysicist? The globe needs your abilities.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes and a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this course to bring wellness to individuals all over the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can also imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could induce what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Civilization Link***
Several governments are actually on-board using the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division of the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup because of this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This business may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks since way back when. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups through the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false as the products would have biodegraded ahead of when now. But, however ,, the cups are produced from a division of the Scyphus Group. And, within the traditional civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Do you see a link? There may be a new conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire worldInch
But, back to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Needless to say, Daily Affirmation paper cups might be expanded to succeed in restaurants of all kinds. Will no longer would the idea of an after-dinner quote be tied to china restaurant. All cuisines would start using the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…you name it, the sayings might be translated into all languages. Imagine the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you can thank SPIT for your idea.